Bom Stickle 9:34 Sat Dec 17
Searching kids at the turnstiles
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Just when you don't think they club can't come up with any more stupid ideas to piss fans off today I got to the turnstiles and the steward told me that my had to go to the other end of the queue to get searched. I told my boys to wait while I got searched then we all walked towards the turnstile together once the fella had done. The steward told me again that they had to be searched at the other end of entrance J but I could go in, I just said "they ain't going anywhere and you ain't searching my kids" and walked in with them.
Apparently this happened to a lot of people today. When will these idiotic cunts learn for fuck sake.
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Leonard Hatred
9:43 Sat Dec 17
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3 times I've been searched, 3 times they've failed to notice a big Swiss army knife on my key ring.
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Bom Stickle
9:49 Sat Dec 17
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Not sure how were meant to smuggle in our Stanley knives, beer and cocaine if they are searching our smuggling source Leonard 😁😁
Seriously they are a joke. I don't mind getting searched as it takes 20 seconds but they can't start feeling up kids and separating them from their parents.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
9:52 Sat Dec 17
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Yeah, they should just search the dusky-skinned types that look like they might be child suicide-bombers.
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Saul Bollox
9:57 Sat Dec 17
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Your kids might have suicide bombs attached to them.
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Rab
10:01 Sat Dec 17
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The stewards aren't employed by West Ham Bom so not fair to blame the club
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claret on my shirt
10:07 Sat Dec 17
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Every Paedphile in London will be applying for a job as steward for a free Saturday touch up
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Scraper
10:09 Sat Dec 17
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The original post is incomprehensible. Can someone summarize?
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Bom Stickle
10:10 Sat Dec 17
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No idea who's in charge of what anymore as there is no accountability, they just all blame each other for fuck ups.
If it's unfair on the club I'll say; just when you don't think LS185 can't come up with any more stupid ideas to piss fans off..........
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Slim Shady
10:10 Sat Dec 17
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With my 2 kids today, asked what was in my bag, I said nothing he said ok. Ticket didn't work in the turnstile so moved down to next block. Was asked again what was in bag, I said they asked me that at the last gate and he said ok no problem. They may as well not bother.
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Dwight Van Mann
10:10 Sat Dec 17
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the law of averages suggests some of these people searching kids are nonces. it ain't fucking right.
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gank
10:20 Sat Dec 17
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I am both a paedophile AND smuggle drugs into the ground using kids I pick up in Westfields so I don't know where I stand on this.
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Buster
10:22 Sat Dec 17
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They patted me down and searched my son with their nonce wand, yet didn't even ask me to open my bag.
In which I had a small Pakistani boy to hand over to someone I met off here.
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gank
10:25 Sat Dec 17
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'nonce wand'
I'll be using that to describe my penis from now on.
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Scraper
10:27 Sat Dec 17
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If they're gonna search at all, of course they should search kids too. Especially the bearded variety.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3422000/Just-old-think-migrant-children-Alarming-pictures-shed-light-growing-scandal-amid-asylum-crisis.html
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Mad Dog
10:28 Sat Dec 17
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I didn't see any kids getting searched
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Lily Hammer
10:30 Sat Dec 17
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Who will shout while they fiddle about?
Are all kids being searched on the way in? Sounds scandalous to me. Seems they want to put off anyone with a soul or a strong opinion from going.
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Far Cough
10:31 Sat Dec 17
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Nonce wand ag ag ag
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Sven Roeder
10:31 Sat Dec 17
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Happens all the time with my three. Mohammed Jr, Mohammed 2 & Another Mohammed take it in their stride now.
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side effect
10:37 Sat Dec 17
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Putting Happy Holidays on the front of the match programme was a new low for me. They never searched my son but asked him to move over to a lady steward though.
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Fifth Column
11:25 Sat Dec 17
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At the Burnley match my boy brought his mate who's 15 but about 6 foot. Neither got searched and they both had big rucksacks. They never search the kids or at least haven't with my kids.
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